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the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
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Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.
Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...
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Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.
Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.
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(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.
My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.
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The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.
At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.
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RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.
1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!
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