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happy puppy

when a girl is sucking dick, and she wags her face back and forth like a dog with a bone

give me a happy puppy but don't bite too hard...

by thom.rosemary September 13, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tinder Happy

Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.

Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"

Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"

by Wmm1989 December 30, 2014

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Happy murder

A slang term for masturbation, relating to the death of sperm after ejaculation.

Also, a mood for when a person reaches emotional breaking point. Though this rarely results in actual murder, the person usualy feels happy to commit this act at the time.

"After the realisation that all his dreams had fallen to nothing, his spirit was broken. He unloaded the .45 into the crowd, happy murder"

by Keezer May 6, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Prom

A phrase used to describe an uncomfortable/awkward situation. (Must be said loud enough so everyone can hear you and must be said TOTALLY exaggerated.)

"HAAAAAPPPPYYY PROOOOOM!"

If something is REALLY awkward you may inject FUCKING between Happy and Prom which would be...

HAAAAAPPPY FUCKING PROOOM

This refers to the fact that High School Prom was/is the most awkward experience of anyones high school career and will leave you with scars/memories you will never forget.

Happy Prom:
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you while you were taking a shit.....HAAAAPPPPYY PRRROOOMM!

OR

"Congratulations on your pregnancy!"

"Im not pregnant"

"Oh...sorry......HAAAPPPY FUUUUCKKING PROOOOMM!"

by OOOHHHSHOOT! January 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Birthday

The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.

Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.

by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013

37๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Feet

First animated film by Australian director George Miller - kind of a strong mix between Disney's first couple of films, like Bambi and Fantasia, and Martin Rosen's Watership Down. A classic fable with no shortage of mythic and political undertones. With dancing penguins, to boot.

Because of this, when it was initially released, more than a few people including several notable critics dismissed it because it was "too dark and pretentious for a children's film;" right now, it's right in the middle of one of those common critical reevaluations of certain films that come around every so often, and there doesn't seem to be an end to the praise it's getting for, among other things, introducing several new techniques and ideas into CG animated filmmaking that have since been reused by Pixar, and for its sense of filmmaking literacy.

i When I first saw Happy Feet, I thought it was some whack movie about dancing penguins. And, then I saw it again. /i

by Red-Headeded June 4, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy pills

ecstasy... a drug that makes your heart rate speed up and you feel all excited and crazy... then you drop dead.

I don't buy happy pills at your average drugstore.

by pyrotechnik May 18, 2005

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