Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .
Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.
Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
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“When one is in the club dancing as if they are on a horse, swinging a lasso and they spot an attractive female. One is to “lasso” such female and reel her in. As she approaches, one is to grab her and body slam her to the ground and “hogtie” her. As she will be unconscious, one is to throw her over one’s shoulder, mount their horse and ride their way into the bathroom.”
“Alex: I saw you in the club cowboying it up last night!
Ben: Gotta do the cowboy right, you know?”
“Sharkey: Are you okay, man?
Prak: Naw, someone did the cowboy to me a little too hard last night”
when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)
Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.
When a group of other inmates hold someone down take their pants off. And with a razor cut them deep from their asshole to their dick and run a train on them till they bleed out.
You better not leak the group chat with the boys or we will cowboy cut you
a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W
I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round
When someone is wasted enough to eat a hot steamy whippet load in his Halloween cowboy hat
Josh got cowboy creampied after the club on halloween