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The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.
Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.
Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.
Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)
Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?
It's the Laws of PhysSex
having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is
Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.
The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
When a bro or good friend of yours is continuously flirting with a girl, that girl becomes your wheel in law.
My good friend's flirt is my wheel-in-law
A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.
If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.
Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law