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The bloodying of your nose after eating out a girls asshole and sticking your nose in her vagina while she is menstruating.
Peter was sucking a fart out of his girls asshole while fucking her bloody vagina with his nose which resulted in an IRISH NOSE!
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An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.
"Dude, why were you so late last night?"
All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
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The act of eating all the cereal pieces out of your lucky charms and then downing all the marshmellows at once.
Im eating lucky charms. Im going for an Irish Rainbow Chug.
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The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.
Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*
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When two men grasp each others penises and jerk each other off. (Similar to the Dutch Rudder)
With no girls around, Mark and Steve were forced to resort to an Irish Handjob
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The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.
Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.
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When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.
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