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verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.
Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
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A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
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When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
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a long journey that can only be done by walking
bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"
bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
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An Internet fiend, who trawls the web for the foulest, most disturbing and unsettling material it can provide. Should be approached with caution. Has the sexual appetite of a thousand men. A thousand debauched men.
Jesus Desade parked his bicycle in another man's orifice.
Jesus Desade will fuck you up!
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a word to show your expression when someone scares you
ONLY AARON AND VERONICAS..NOT BENNYS.
Jumpin Jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!
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The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.
Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.
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