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facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...
not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter
you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D
this phrase specifically from zero, means that he’s giving you a welcoming hey as friends and a compliment also.
Edd Gould’s favorite phrase. It means extremely good.
saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this
Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
*burns hand by touching hot chicken wing*
"thats pretty bernie"
Two pretty best friends will probably star in WL together