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A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
A white ass nigga who doesn't know what he's doing ever
Ufhhhhyggfghvcfgjbbgttjferhnfgj Jacob wagar
Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.
Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr
Someone who loves to have sex and have a grrrrreat time like that son of a bitch tiger on the Frosted Flakes box,also scores any girl and once again loves to fuck and has a big cock
Jacob Wynn-wanna fuck
Someone else-HELL YEAH (they want to fuck)
A phrase you use when someone makes a joke definition or uses a name to make fun of someone
My friend made me yell "Damnit Jacob" when he entered me as a definition on urban dictionary
This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.
“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”