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the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor
todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was
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(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 6 (Ice Land) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
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A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"
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Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."
"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
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Jimmie Åkesson is a Swedish politician who is often referred to in Sweden as "Sweden's own lord and savior". Jimmie's political dream is to banish the darkness that has terrorized Swedish streets for decades. His purpose in doing this is to make Sweden great again.
Are you trying to save a country that is collapsing? You're such a Jimmie Åkesson.
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An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.
I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.
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A kind man that deserves lots of love of the country who had these terrible accusations made about him and the pre schoolers which isn’t true at all the pre schoolers loved jimmy
Jimmy saville is innocent
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