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Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 11, 2011

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Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.

Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.

by CelebrAsian September 27, 2009

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Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

by BlarneyBone March 15, 2011

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Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

by Doseph April 2, 2011

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jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size

Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing

by alexxxisme July 13, 2007

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jizz biter

Someone who can't get enough man juice on their teeth

Man she is a jizz biter, look at her bright white teeth.

by pittm4783 December 27, 2006

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Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body

dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic

by matt little AKA Jizzy March 27, 2007

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