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jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side, as I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why, no friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 9, 2006

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jizz blanket

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.

My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.

by mike32295 December 23, 2013

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Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 11, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz cuh

a down ass hoe(woman wanting sex) who is aroused sexually when her partner gets sperm in or around her mouth

Damn i hope that DiJinay is a jizz cuh, i am really down to cum in a hoe's mouth tonight!!! Hope she doesn't catch the clap...

by todd anthony March 15, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oven Jizz

Heat

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body

dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic

by matt little AKA Jizzy March 27, 2007

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