job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.

Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".

Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

Boiler Job

When a guy who owns a Harley Street Glide is giving another man a blowjob; whom is on the toilet with diarrhea.

I'm doing a boiler job for some guy.

Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job

I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation

That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.

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Knuckle-Job

To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.

"yeah man you've never had a Knuckle-Job?"

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paw job

When an animal with paws, starts pawing at your penis/vagina. (sometimes you need to put a piece of yarn or string there so the animal will do it)

The kitty just have me a paw job.

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