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jordan hayyat

The best fucking person in the fucking world. Fuck shit

Oh my god what the fuck Jordan Hayyat

by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 03, 2019


Jordan doherty

A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday

Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC

by The big penis lover September 13, 2016


pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 11, 2014


Going Jordan

When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.

Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile

by Steviewondersatanbaby April 09, 2011


Jordan Belfort

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021


Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 10, 2019


Jordan Norris

Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.

That guy reminds me of Jordan Norris for how much he loves music.

by averagealien02 July 11, 2018