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When someone is ambushed by any number of people with the goal of spanking said individuals ass raw.
"Hey guys, did you see that video of Anthony Davis getting the ol Kentucky Gank n' Spank in the locker room?"
Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.
Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.
after drinking naty light and eating corn have your partner suck your dick from behind while having the beer shits.
the night before there was a corn cob eating contest and dollar naty light drafts at the bar. then my girlfriend starting suckin me off from the back and i woke up farted and beer and corn shit all over her head! hence the kentucky corn cob
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Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.
I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.
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The act of inserting your penis into a female's mouth with such an immense amount of force that it penetrates her lips and breaches the throat. It is common that the female participating in this act in unconscious and is killed in the process.
Friend #1: "Hey bro, did you hear what I did over the weekend?"
Friend #2: "No bro, what happened?"
Friend #1: "I pulled a Kentucky semi truck on her at a party!"
Friend #2: "Damn, you're lucky!"
Friend #1: "Yea, I'm going to jail because I actually killed her but it was totally worth it!"
Friend #2: "K m8"
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The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.
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When you are in the prosses of fucking a chick so hard she whales like a goat and begs for more chinken baby
I was kentucky goat punching Jessica when my neighbors told me to shut up my pet goat and stop stealing their chinken.
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