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He is a werewolf from the miles edgeworth investigations series. He is gay for a certain prosecuter called miles edgeworth which is obvious. He acted cold to him but in truth he just trying to deny his feelings.
Lang zi says: Shi long Lang is obviously hot for edgeworth
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the fuckin mecca of all its the zion of the shores. this place has everything specially beach haven "the queen city" good shit goes down in here. first off the surf....holyoake....is good i rep my hood though down at belvoir. Next schooners warf (the thing the other kid who wrote on the lbizzle said) it pretty much sucks cept for some parts too many fuckin new york fuckin wiggers who think they are tough shit. and way too many new york acsent skanky bitches who have prolly been penetrated by these wiggers. barrys is the good food place....good people good place. LBI is just a great place when you find girls who are hot they are amazing...hot and cool as hell not like those nyc girlies. this beach beats out all the other "shores" like avalon, oc, stone harbour and Atlantic city
hey you wanna go to the shore
sure where
stone harbour
fuck that shit i go to the realest
illest long bizzle
o can i come
first you have to take off the sean john u wigg
ok ill do anything to go to lbi
thats what i thought
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The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
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it involes anus or anale pinatrasion were you stick a sword up a guys butt
woooooowtrunks kun stuck a sword up frezias ass long sword styles
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1 shot Smirnoff Vodka
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola
Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.
Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.
To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.
Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.
***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
"Let's play with grenades"
"Huh?"
"Long island grenades, idiot."
"Where then?"
"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
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A very common trait found on Women from Wisconsin. Believe it or not, it is usually not a bad thing. The majority of the bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass can be attractive or at least do-able if you're drunk, similar to the Texas Big Forehead.
The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.
Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.
As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
Dude #1: (viewing an attractive female, from the front) "Wow, check out that broad."
Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."
Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
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a black porno star from the early 80's
long dong silver is the star of this porno
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