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Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

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loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics

Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby

by lib #3rd noob October 8, 2020


loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.

omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️

by Endive ended be s d d June 21, 2021


loser movie

a place, (emotional or mental) a person puts him or herself when they're desperately trying to fit in

Todd's bootlegged outfit had him walking aroung looking like he was in a loser movie.

by Urban Dakota December 18, 2009


cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023


Loser from loserville

Being a loser from loserville is a terrible feeling. If someone calls you a loser from loserville you should be nicer or get therapy.

Being called a loser from loserville is the worst insult in all of man kind

Person 1: your not as shrexy as me
Person 2: well are you a loser, cus ur a loser from loserville
Person 1: *rethinks all of life*

by shrexyandrew1 August 13, 2023


loser’s dust

Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.

Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.

by Slick53Brick June 11, 2018