A man who fucks up the whole time
Person1: damn that dude fucks up the whole time, he is really a dumb fuck.
Person2: yeah he looks like martin, the biggest fuckup on the planet
massive dick martin. A nice caring guy
He’s got a bog dick
yh he’s a Martin
A term commonly used to describe a person who doesn’t know how to shut up.
,,He just talked about nuclear bombs for three hours! Like nobody asked??! He’s annoying as sh*t…”
,,I know right? He’s such a Martin!”
A microscopic sized creature.
Extremly rare, extinct kind.
Martin is mad again.
He is a handsome and tall man from Norway. He is not a ordinary bur a better gentleman who is very good at school. He had good grades and was funny. He allways got you to smile. Even when you were sad.
Hey , what is a Martin.
Martin is a funny, gentle and tall Norwegian.
A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin
A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that