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Heavy Metal

A kind of music that kind cause you to release your inner urine and feces upon your disc player!

It makes just walk right over to your stereo,open up the door on you CD player and just pee and poo therein and then smash the lid back closed.

by Satch Johnson February 26, 2005

88πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004

66πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Metal Mulisha

a brand originally started for the motocross scene, their logo is a skull wearing a german military helmet. the logo or brand name is now used to single out racists who wear the brand to show publicly that they are ignorant douche bags. think: red suspenders, and the double s...

guy 1: hey, bro, check this out! i got a giant metal mulisha decal on my truck!

guy 2: thats so tight, bro! but not as nice as my metal mulisha hat with matching t-shirt!

me: you are both giant douche bags who need to find a purpose in life... besides being ignorant.

by person with a brain and morals August 20, 2009

204πŸ‘ 342πŸ‘Ž


Death Metal

Possibly the weirdest sounding stuff ever. If anyone besides me wanted to ever know what it is like to listen to Death Metal, watch porn, it is a bunch of people screaming and sweating(I never did and never will do this). I do like the enthusiasm of the people though, but this is what it sounds like. It is very creative though, but not much talent is involved besides the solos. All in all it is a bunch of high pitched screaming with a 3 chord riff and breakdowns. I myself sometimes listen to it, for some of it isn't bad.

Iwrestledabearonce is death metal

by deathmetalisalrightforsome June 23, 2011

28πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


black metal

Noise. A good definition of it.

Loud noise. A better definition.

This type of music is based entirely upon distortion and double bass drumming. Take this out and you only have weird inhuman throaty noises for vocals which try to convey political and social rebellion for the pseudo rebels who are actually unpopular loners and who want to "be different".

Also practices related to killing animals and burning religious books, which if seen objectively, have nothing to do with music whatsoever. Most of them also have something to do with satanic cults which is again a cover up for loners who cant get laid and blame god for it. And yeah, the people performing this noise have to put on make up. Nobody knows why.

Vocalist : Aaaaarrrrghh...laaarr...faaaaaaaaa....(incoherent throaty growling noises)
Black metal fan : What deep lyrics! What a melody!

by Ranajeet July 18, 2011

32πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


false metal

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular

Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...

by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010

38πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


nu-metal

"There’s so much mass pop bullshit, even in the rock genreβ€”I’m sorry, but I think that shit is just so fucking farce. I listen to the radio, all the nΓΌ-metal crap, and I don’t want to drop names, but like Drowning Pool’s β€˜Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,’ to destructure that song, there’s nothing there!” -Quinn Allman

any wannabe metal bands that can't quite fit hardcore, thrash, etc.

by evil elmo February 7, 2005

19πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž