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1. what you are when you are lucky enough to coach the PLC group.
2. a rugged tennis coach who loves to snuggle.
1. You're so pimp, you're the next Mike eck.
2. Giiirl, all I want for christmas is Mike eck.
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A head turning hott guy! A mike mitchell is someone that has a great smile and a beautiful face!!! and a great body to go along with it!
Wow, that guy is a mike mitchell!
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A drink that is beyond strong. Usually the last drink of the night and taken at the end of an escalation of strong drinks.
I thought that last drink was strong but this mike skiles just knocked me on my ass.
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Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy.
Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok?
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!
Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.
Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.
Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!
Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.
Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
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A fat asshole idiot douchebag who's dumb sonofasmellywhore.
Nofx was okay untile fatass fat mike decided that he wanted to become fatass michael moore.(see Sorostitute )
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The Mike Pence is when you pour water on your gay lover, electrocute them, and fuck them in the ass.
Guy 1: Oh my god! Me and my lover just did The Mike Pence in bed!!
Guy 2: Holy shit! That's gotta hurt.
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A Youtuber who knows a ton about the sport of basketball. Very informed and very well-versed in talking about the sport and makes very entertaining videos. He does NBA What Ifs, NBA Conspiracies, NBA Countdowns, and NBA Discussion topics. Anything related to the NBA he will do. You must check him out.
Did you see Mike Korzemba's video on why Michael Jordan was not human?
Yeah! It makes me wonder if he would be the kind of alien that you would find on Doctor Who or some shit like that!
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