A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.
Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.
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Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis
Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!
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When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.
Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!
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Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
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A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc
"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"
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-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace
Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.
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The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.
Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.
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