Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Mother Bitch Fuck

What Chick-fil-a employees say when startled.

I walked up behind Robert and startled him and he said “Mother Bitch Fuck!”

My Mother Fucker

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.

Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

Mother Of All Omelettes

A phrase used by Senator Steven Armstrong in the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. This phrase is used when referring to a large event or project, generally one of great importance, or one which is generally top of the line or extravagant in nature.

Dad: This project is the Mother Of All Omelettes Jake, this is gonna be a beautiful shed!
Jake: That's the thing Senator Armstrong said!

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The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

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[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

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suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

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