I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.
(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.
When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.
"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."
When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.
Means dead. A dirt nap, means put someone in the dirt for the final nap
Watch your back or you will be taking a dirty nap.