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Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 20, 2013


monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017


ass nap

When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.

I took a good ass nap

by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019


monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 15, 2009


Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr July 27, 2013


Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

by Falls hot titty June 12, 2020


Dirty nap

Means dead. A dirt nap, means put someone in the dirt for the final nap

Watch your back or you will be taking a dirty nap.

by weirdalfan1980 September 20, 2016