skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

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Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

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well skin

Used in certain areas of southern England to denote something being really good.

man that is well skin

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Beer Skin

The extra weight you gain on an extended beer binge. Not the water weight you put on during a long weekend, but the soft demeanor of your "bod" after weeks of steady hop consumption and neglect of your usual exercise routine.

It's not fat, it's not chub, it's beer skin.

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Skin Tornando

Rectum, back end, etc...

My skin tornando itches.

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sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

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sluc skin

See scrotum. The skin of a sluc.

Sluc: Hey ladies check out my sluc skin.
Response: ew go away.

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