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When someone comes up with an idea (like at work) that will benefit mainly them self and they hand the actual work off to someone else.
Getting Dutch Ruddered:
Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."
Chris: "That is a really good idea."
Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"
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you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
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When your in bed next to your partner, and you have to fart so you stick your partners head under the covers and fart.
Holy shit! Paul just gave his wife a dutch cabinet.
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a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)
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It's a threesome performed completely under covers with the two male counter parts being gassy. Bonus if they are actual brothers.
After shots and greasy Mexican food, things got crazy in her place and we did a Dutch Brothers...
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an outsider who doesn’t understand what is happening and is acting Feminine(Period Like) about that or another matter. They also might oppose the matter with objections that seem Childish
Person one: ...and she totally did it! i should have recorded it
person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid
person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian
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When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.
"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"
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