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Daughter of a whore. Slut like your mother.
Eres hija de puta. You are daughter of a whore.
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When you approach a girl in a club, and she disses you before you arrive. Thus you turn right around and go back like driving in a cul-de-sac
Yo man, why did you bitch out?
She gave me the cul-de-sac
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The famous French writer of "The Diamond Necklace" among other works; widely regarded as a role model to urban youth
She's way out of your league. She only dates the Guy De Maupassant type.
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algo fácil, sencillo, sin complicaciones ni gran importancia.
por lo general usado para definir algo complicado.
translation: "moco de pavo" = "turkey's snot"
something easy, simple, without major complications or importance.
usually used to define something complicated.
juan: mañana tengo un examen de fisica cuantica...
pablo: eso NO es moco de pavo!
john: tomorrow i have a cuantic physic test...
paul: that's NOT "moco de pavo".
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(v.) to pierre de gaulle - after intercourse, the male removes the used condom (still containing semen and vaginal fluids) and proceeds to slap the female with it. As with all other European greetings, the condom must be used to slap both cheeks as the male shouts "Vive La France."
Did you hear Griff learned several sexual moves while studying abroad in France?
Yeah, I heard he brought back the Pierre de Gaulle and used that shit on Karen M. Turns out, she had an allergic reaction to the latex and got a huge rash on each cheek...VIVE LA FRANCE.
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1. A really long last name of Spanish lineage. Literally translated it means 'Large hills with an oak forest on top' or 'Large hills with geese on top'. Most prefer the oak forest definition.
2. The bane of any standarized test takers.
"Mr. Jefferson, I need more time. My last name is 'Montes de Oca' and I've only gotten the bubbles filled up to the 'e'."
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the ULTIMATE proof that the city is down to earth and the suburbs are spoiled (see example)
Guy: "Hmm, let's see...the median income in downtown havre de grace...$31,000. Races are 64% white,31%black,5%hispanic Kay, kay, liking that..."
Guy: "Now the average income in the suburbs of havre de grace...WHAT? $66,000? WTF MAN, WTF! Well let's see the races...86% white,11% black,2%hispanic,1%asian...WTF MAN."
Guys snobby wife: "Ohh, that second one sounds nice!"
Guy again: "FUCK YOU BITCH.IM MOVING DOWNTOWN."
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