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Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree
P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*
May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.
Chris: DUDE thats nasty.
Nik: He has a point...
It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing
Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German