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Unsociable drunk

Someone who has the opportunity to drink with others, but instead, chooses to hide away in his or her room and get drunk while playing World of Warcraft.

"Jeff is an unsociable drunk. We're out here playing beer pong with friends and he's upstairs WoW'ing it out."

by Ryan from Virginia June 17, 2008


Sexy Drunk

The act of thinking you are doing something sexy while under the influence of alchohal, however in reality, you are a uncoordinated, unrythmic, and/or all out disaster.

Toni danced on the table to her favorite song for her birthday. She thought she looked so hott! However in reality, when she saw the video the next day, she realized she was sexy drunk!

by Seximess December 02, 2011


Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009


neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser June 26, 2007


loser drunk

the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life

dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday

really? wow hes so pathetic

by asgar November 11, 2009


drunk dialing

a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.

After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.

by Sbaker June 05, 2007


Bum Drunk

The Kind of Drunk You get after two or three $6 bottles of Vodka. Stumbling, Drooling, Sluring Drunker than TEN INDIANS DRUNK. Just Picture it, Also see TED KENNEDY

I was so fucking Bum Drunk Last night I think I Shat Myself, Does anyone remeber that Fat Sluts Name.

by DR. Know October 15, 2003