2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

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March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

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February 2

hug ur crush dayy

y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME

y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART

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Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 and a bbq

2 losses in a row in any type of sporting tournament, where the participating team looses both matches gets ousted from the tournament and then starts up the bbq and beer for the rest of the event.

1.) Rob's softball team lost both games in their double elimination tournament so they went 2 and a BBQ.

2.) Mark: "Drew lost both of his matches in the double elimination ping pong tourney."

Brian: "DANG! He really went 2 and a BBQ? Man he sucks."

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December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2

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December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

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