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When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
A person who is going to be in some serious shit for being late to work.
Why are you so late for work Tim Grimm?
A modern Christian songwriter/singer who puts out excellent songs. His contemporaries include Chris Tomlin, David Crowder*Band, and Hillsong. Churches use his songs a lot for worship sets.
Let's add a Tim Hughes song to the worship set for tonight.
The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.
Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.
When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.