A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.
“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”
Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf
Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???
Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf
Person 3 that disgusting
When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
Sauce, cheese, and spaghetti noodles inside a stuffed pizza. A delicious food that tastes way better than it sounds.
I'm gonna go order us a spaghetti pizza for dinner.
On elementary and high school we got pizza every Friday. It was called Pizza Fridays.
"Mom, don't pack my lunch today.. Im gonna eat the school lunch.. it's Pizza Fridays!"
Main villian of Pizza tower, really recommend, check it out rn
1:Pizza face has annoying phase 2 attacks
2: ong
You’re on a street carrying a box of yummy steaming-hot pizza when a stranger shouts “Bon appetit” at you and another one makes a raunchy food-related comment that makes you hold the pizza box even tighter because you’re scared somebody might rob you of your baby in a nearby creepy dark alley.
I got pizza-catcalled in the park today. But it made me feel really good about myself, like I accomplished something big. Then I sat in the gazebo and ate the whole Pepperoni special on my own.