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Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022


Ranch on pizza

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf

Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???

Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf

Person 3 that disgusting

by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022


Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021


Spaghetti pizza

Sauce, cheese, and spaghetti noodles inside a stuffed pizza. A delicious food that tastes way better than it sounds.

I'm gonna go order us a spaghetti pizza for dinner.

by Unicornrainbowburp August 13, 2018


Pizza Fridays

On elementary and high school we got pizza every Friday. It was called Pizza Fridays.

"Mom, don't pack my lunch today.. Im gonna eat the school lunch.. it's Pizza Fridays!"

by Every night February 13, 2022


Pizza face

Main villian of Pizza tower, really recommend, check it out rn

1:Pizza face has annoying phase 2 attacks
2: ong

by Giga.cringe.pizza.enjoyer May 19, 2023


pizza-catcalled

You’re on a street carrying a box of yummy steaming-hot pizza when a stranger shouts “Bon appetit” at you and another one makes a raunchy food-related comment that makes you hold the pizza box even tighter because you’re scared somebody might rob you of your baby in a nearby creepy dark alley.

I got pizza-catcalled in the park today. But it made me feel really good about myself, like I accomplished something big. Then I sat in the gazebo and ate the whole Pepperoni special on my own.

by CheeseburgerPizza March 19, 2023