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Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.
Large faggot called patrick mcdonald
A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole
that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.
dude your starting to get like james patrick conner
To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph
Sean got patricked by his own teammate
A.woman from.texas who has played with mens hearts and emotions to get what she needs and wants through love bombing and Trina bonds. She is beautifully tragic and Magic in her own ability to draw you in. And make you believe she has genuine feelings for you but really she hates you for loving her.. she is a constant flirt and lives to talk about herself non stop. Her eyes tell you everything you need to know about her. Cold and spiteful heart . She has had tragidies in her life..and thinks that's an excuse to treat everyone like shit . The kind of person to relish in men's heart ache and pain. Over her . The type to make your feelings and emotions over her an utter joke. Her smile is powerful and her game is on point. . And yes pun included on that last one.. she is the type to leave her kids with the nanny and dissapear on them leaving them without a mother for years so she can party and have sex with cute guys with nice cocks. But she says she will still come home to you . A real bonified narcasitic bitch with no empathy sympathy or untoxic love. In her . She is also the kind of bitch. To lie on you and steal your tools. And leave you broke. An run off with an old baby daddy. The best and worst thing to happen to you . A confussing mess of fishy stories and. The ability to play the victim in every situation ... One of the most selfish immature know it all players in the game a real stubborn spoiled bitch who hates to hear the word. No. SHe will destroy you
I can't believe your gf is fucking your friends. She Is. A dirty Diana patrick