"I just had a bowl of pineapple."
"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"
Or simply, "Pineapple :)"
A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.
Steve: "Do you like pineapples?"
Jordan: "I guess."
Steve, to himself: "Imbicile."