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1. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a looming gas cloud that is expelled from the lower intestine through the anus into the air, waiting for a unsuspecting victim to traverse through.
2. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a bad tasting or otherwise unedible Hot Pocket®
1. Gary walked away and left a fart pocket behind, im going to spew!
2. My wife won't let me buy lunch this week guys, sorry; don't feel too bad because I get stuck with Fart Pockets.
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I'm going out of town next week so i will be out of pocket and will call you upon my return.
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a petite, non asian girl. A girl so small, you just wanna grab her and put her in you're pocket. Pocket girls are usually pretty spunky, and are real easy on the eyes, if you catch my drift. One does not have to date a pocket girl to have one. All one has to do is simply proclaim that said pocket girl belongs to them, and if someone hasn't claimed her, then she is you'rs. There is a limit to how many pocket girls you can get, that limit being 3. it is ill advised to have more than three pocket girls , as this results in overdose. A group or herd of pocket girls is referred to as a giggle or a twitter.
Hey look at that pocket girl over there, pretty hot huh?
Back off dude, thats my pocket-girl, get you're own!
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Something xbox LIVE addicts eat
One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."
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1: little fast-ass Asian motorcycle (see also rice rocket, crotch rocket)
2: a small finger-sized vibrator
1: big hairy idiots hate pocket rockets for owning their stupid, poorly-engineered harleys LOL
2: Sue from Talk Sex calls your mom's favorite toy a pocket rocket
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A small fur bearing, carniverous rodent, that hovers approx. 2.5' above the ground, whose diet consists of: the tube steak and five-fingered octopus.
The pocket squid was eager to devour the foot-long tube steak.
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When a guy farts while sitting down, and the fart gets stuck between the mans ass, his balls and the chair. The man nor anyone around him smells it until he stands up.
Yesterday I farted but didnt smell it until i stood up 5 minutes later. I guess it was stuck in my fart pocket.
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