RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

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Rip a Fat One

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.

Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

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Benny Harvey RIP

RIP big man gone but not forgotten

Benny Harvey: deed
Everyone: big man Benny Harvey rip

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rip that pussy ayyyy

an amazing trend that deserves all the hype because it's stupidly addictive.

'my cat died.'
'RIP THAT PUSSY AYYYY'

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Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

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rip a quick jerk

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!