spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

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poop rape

When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.

i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.

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rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

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face rape

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..

1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("

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Snape rape

A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.

Girl 1: Snape Rape!
Girl 2: Snape Rape! I called it first.

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rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

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Fake Rape

Fake rape occurs after a girl has sex with a guy and regrets it. This may cause the girl to claim she was raped, simply to save face and not look like a whore.

This shit is ridiculous.

Mary had sex with Tom, but her friends all called her a whore. So she claimed fake rape and now she's a victim.

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