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1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.
She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.
Ejaculation on a male/females arse
Im going to put my gravy on your roast
snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease
rah that pill-roast has got me waved
This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
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Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold
They were amazing until she dropped dead
The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts