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When two males get hammered on as much vodka as humanly possible and then have anal sex without lube.
Gay male #1- Hey you wanna do the Russian Firedrill?
Straight Male #1- Yeah sure what's that?
*The next day*
(Formerly) Straight Male #1- Why the fuck is my ass on fire?
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An individual of Russian decent who likes to cheat, steal, talk a lot of shit, is an active racist and likes to do things illegally and barely ever gets caught. Often rich, and an alcoholic.
-"Check out that drunk dude talking racist smack while stealing someone's TV"
-"Damn what a filthy Russian."
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In Halo, all you do is throw plasma grenades at other players. Eventually, someone will be stuck and will be killed.
"Hey, let's a play a little Russian Dodgeball, shall we?"
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Russian roulette is a fun game, where you gamble with your life: It's sickening
Manual:
1.Get a revolver. Like a 6-8 shooter. The lower amount of bullets, the better)
2. Find some lucky bastards, chums to play with (the more players, the funner it gets)
2.5 Someone has to randomly place the bullets in the magazine, preferably a spectator.
3. Someone has to start: Spin the drum and aim it towards your head. Spinning the drum is actually optional, since you don't know in which slots the bullets are.
4. Play it until someone loses. Remember, you can lose more than once in this game, if you are lucky enough.
Eddy: I won a game of russian roulette, even though I started and the revolver was fully reloaded
Ed: That's fucking bullshit.
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Several people sits around a table with a bowl of brown M&M's. Each participant takes one of the M&M's and place it in his or hers ass and removing it again. Then they all place them back in the bowl and mix the content. Eventually someone gets unlucky.
Eww.. Im sure I hit a Russian Brunette.
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a russian rub is when you take a shit but you dont wipe your ass, and you go to somebody THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, and then you rub your shitty ass in their face.
Yesterday, Oscar gave Randy a smelly russian rub.
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When one put pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard, and cheddar cheese with two buns, but instead of using hamburger he uses his penis as the hamburger meat.Then lets a girl/guy eats it like a cheeseburger.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Russian Cheeseburger while I was sleeping! It was painful, yet sexy.
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