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A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.
Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
When you somehow manage to do this, you know that shit was crazy. When you puke all over a rooftop from intoxication. This a diffucult achievement because you know you aint coming down from that roof
"Yeah, that party was so nuts I santa specialed that whole roof"
When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole
Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus
When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"
The Santa Marino was the little-known, fourth ship in Christopher Columbus' fleet.
Too bad about the Santa Marino. Perhaps one day, someone will be named after it.
Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.
When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.
"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.