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Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap
Are you a Santa
A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa
John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer
"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"
The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)