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A penis after it's been in more than 5 vaginitises
Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
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When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan
Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.
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When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner
Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye
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When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.
Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
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The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.
Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
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A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.
Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
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n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"