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A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.
Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.
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sitting between two people that you like at the same time causing you to be stuck in a love sandwich.
Person 1: I saw this dude last night who was in a love sandwich with these two chicks.
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Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.
Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.
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cutting your girlfriends pubes off, shitting on them then putting it in a hamburger bun, then making her eat it while you ram her in the ass
i made a furburger sandwich then made my wife eat it.
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where you masturbate in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. At the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves masturbates into your mouth. the vice principal walks in and you cum and shit onto a pregnancy test. later on you do sexual things with cookie.
why isn't josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.
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When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.
I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!
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A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.
Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.
Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.
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