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Winter Season

A Time period where the most cocaine is sold

“I’m going to make a killing in these areas once winter season starts”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 9, 2021


Been Season

1. When someone in the group wants to try something new but everybody else has done it already and it's old news to them.

2. The meaning of being broke or been broke (no money).

1) David: Hey John, I got my first iPhone. Check out this funny emoji!
John: Mannnn... Been season. That's old!

2) John: Hey buddy, can you grab a 24 pack of beer since you're on the way to my house?
David: Man, I can't. Been season.

by MrBeenbroke March 29, 2018


Jefe's Seasoning

The best goddam business and seasoning on the planet.

I love Jefe's Seasoning

by Jefeisthebest#1726 February 20, 2022


beauhunting season

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.

Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021


Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021


SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018


Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011