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Leaving a females house after a long night of sex with soaked underwear in hand.
Yesterday Kurt left a girls house with his soaked underwear in hand. Ah yes the classic reverse walk of shame.
When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth
Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making
Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week
When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.
Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?
Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
tom enjoys phone shaming people because he uses an iphone.
Glove worn to finger a butthole
Come on baby quit playin these games and put on the glove of shame while you jerk my ding-a-lang! (Respectfully)