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Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wes: look at that guy over there
Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11
Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***
Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts
Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid
Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
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inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with short dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
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When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.
"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.
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The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)
That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.
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Short Dick style is a method of intercourse where the pace is quite fast and usually most effective with a short shlong.
The member is placed inside of the funbags with lightning speed. Rapidly slam your meat into her like a jackrabbit and when your appendage slides out, let it, because this lets her realise that your penis is so fucking small that it slipped out when you weren't even that deep. Short Dick Style is only possible in position where you are in control: Doggie, Missionary, Erotic V, Head game, The butter churner, and more. Playing upbeat music and syncing your violent thrusts to the bass can improve effectiveness. Be careful for side affects, as she may never have sex with you again and possibly dump you.
Bob: "Yo, I was watching this porno last night, and the guy was hitting at her from behind short dick style!"
Ken: "Really dude? You gotta show me sometime, that's fucking hilarious!"
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The theory that states that any girl wearing white shorts will always look attractive at a distance, especially at night. Always. This theory might produce actual results of the forementioned girl actually being attractive, but she will definitley look slightly less attractive than what you imagined her to be.
Guy: "Yo duuuude, check out that girl in the white shorts, she looks bangin'!"
Theorist: "I dunno man, remember white shorts theory. She could totally be an uggo."
Guy: "Good call, I'll get closer and scope her out."
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To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma