Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up

Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?

Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?

C-Town Shuffle

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.

Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

burbuss shuffle

To have sex with a burgess and love it.

Shes got the burbuss shuffle!

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

YBA Shuffle

A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.

" When we kill this guy I'm gonna YBA Shuffle then leave."
EX 2:
"HE SHUFFLED ME!"