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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.

1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.

by Allen Wren November 18, 2010

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Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

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sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009

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sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.

Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!

by Nurse bean December 25, 2015

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Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent

I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.

by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009

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sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 7, 2010

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