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When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.
Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.
After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
Hot chick's mud wrestling... but surrounded by dudes proving them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea to wrestle in.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night has me wanting to go eat some more taco bell!
Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!
while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide