A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."
"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
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Taken from the word dangler, a sloppy dangler is one who dangles while also breaking their own ankles. Oftentimes, a sloppy dangler has difficulties skating or is a few beers deep. In some contexts, a sloppy dangle can be a move pulled off with little finnesse.
Max is a sloppy dangler tonight, must have had a couple beers before the game.
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The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.
1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.
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The act of shitting on a girls chest and then mashing her tits together
Yo, my girl friend just let me Sloppy Joe her!!
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This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.
Sloppy Joe:
Buns-Guy or Girls bum
Chile-Shit
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Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?
Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?
No, that's total sloppy seconds!
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Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.
I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.
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