Double Hudini Smash

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.

Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

cake smashing

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing

"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"

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SMASH HEAD

WHILE ENGAGED IN A THREESOME WITH ONE FEMALE AND 2 MALES THE WOMEN IN QUESTION IS SIMULTANIOUSLY {DONKEY PUNCHED FROM BEHIND AND RABBIT PUNCHED FROM THE FRONT.

WOW I HAD NO IDEA THAT REDHEAD LIKED TO BE SMASH HEADED SO MUCH. WE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN

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Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

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Smashing Mung beans

When two people spread their legs and scissor together - Smashing Mungbeans

I heard Leah and Fran Smashing Mung beans last night.

Smash Till Dawn

To stay up all night and play Super Smash Bros with AI or friends. These STD meetups are sometimes used as training for competitions where a player is expected to perform for lengthy periods of time.

Bill: Hey, you have any STDs coming up?
Andy: Yea next week;

Bill: Its not gonna be just you and me, is it?
Andy: Nah, I got 2 other peeps that will Smash Till Dawn with us.

Bill: Koo

Smash Mouth Syndrome

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

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