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A widely circulated belief that human evolution will sort itself through the actions or inactions of stupid individuals eliminating themselves from the gene pool. Mean while the prude, wise actions of society as a whole cause them to adapt, survive and evolve.
The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.
A guy is speeding around in traffic while people on the road look on at him thinking what is wrong with that guy? Another knows and he is thinking that's social darwinism at work..he deserves a darwin award
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The belief that a person does not have any control over their social standing and will die in the same social class he was born.
Taking the cyclical pattern of poverty, some sociologists take that as a sign of social predeterminism.
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One who inspires to be a social butterfly but isolates oneself from society.
Jan is such a social chrysalis. She would love to be the life of the party, but most of the time she is locked up in her room while crying and listening to emo.
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Anyone who has refined their ability to give a good first impression only so that they could eventually screw someone over.
Mark: What a fucking social terrorist, that d-bag! He got Alex trusting him 'n shit, borrowed five hundred bucks with the promise of repaying him, and was never heard from again.
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The sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.
Person 1: "Hey, it's Saturday! Do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".
Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."
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Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.
They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".
They produce the opposite effect.
Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.
Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"
John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"
Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"
John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"
Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"
John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
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A liberal and/or anthropology major who is unable to get a real job to make a living.
Since Alan was a liberal who flunked out of college, the only job he could find was being a social worker.
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