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Steven

Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal

"Steven is such a weirdo"

by Skytv May 19, 2019


Steven

A man who is keen on Irony. Example: making a fake definition of himself to show how stupid social media trends are.

Steven should get a life, but it's too late for that now.

by ChuckYeager November 23, 2021


Steven

Steven is one of the kindest amd hottest people you’ll meet, although they can get angry at times, they are always there and always have a big dick to please with ;)

Jenna: OMG It’s STEVEN 😍

by whentheseadrawsneae November 25, 2021


stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020


steven

sexy asf

leg 1- steven is hot
leg 2- soooo hot

by 99 becks April 22, 2021


Steven

The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.

"stop attacking me"
"ugh you are such a Steven"

by ChocolateLover7364 September 7, 2020


Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.

by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022